geniusbee asked: I'm sorry was I not supposed to share that on the internet??
I would be infinitely more dismayed were the pictures true, or if Sherlock were alive to see them. On the other hand, weight jokes aside, you are rather gifted with caricature. Were the picture a little kinder, I may even have applauded your eye for simplifying details.
MH
3 Mycroft Holmes: My brother has the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, yet he elects to be a detective. What might we deduce about his heart?
John Watson: I don’t know.
Mycroft Holmes: Neither do I. But initially, he wanted to be a pirate.
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WTF is that lamp, mycroft? Why is that in your office?
It was a gift. It’s quite…tasteful.
MH
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Oh, how clever.
MH
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27 For those of you still here, I give you my thanks. I do hope you can forgive the gap— there was a bit of an incident which required almost constant attention. I have been rather pre-occupied.
I will be otherwise engaged for the next two weeks or so. However, by the first week of May, ‘regular service will resume’, as they say. I thank you for your attention, and hope to see you when I return.
MH
johncroftianlullaby asked: What are some of your favorite ways to wind down after a hard day?
I enjoy a cup of tea and a dark room. On occasion, some music. But the silence, has my head running much slower than it would were I working.
Unfortunately, relaxation is a luxury which even I cannot always purchase.
MH
I realize that I have quite a few messages in my inbox. I will answer them shortly after my return. I apologize for any delay.
MH
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Mycroft Holmes: I’ll be mother.
Sherlock Holmes: And there is a whole childhood in a nutshell.
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35 28Sherlock Holmes
John Watson
Greg Lestrade
Mrs. Hudson
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Hello all! Just a quick shout-out— we’re still looking for some roleplayers for a BBC Sherlock post-Reichenbach roleplay taking place three years after Sherlock fakes his death. Moriarty is alive, and no one knows Sherlock is alive (although Moriarty and Mycroft both have their suspicions). The roleplay will include Sherlock’s miraculous return from the dead, the daily lives of the characters after they find out, and future nefarious plots including Moriarty and his Sniper.
Interested parties should leave an example of their roleplaying in my ask box. Happy submitting!
2 johncroftianlullaby asked: Are you any good at dancing? Like, waltzing and the proper kinds.
Dancing, like language, is something that Mummy insisted upon. I am quite proficient in all classical styles of dancing. It has become a useful skill— every diplomat should know how to dance.
MH
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